You are here to prove your devotion to the divine posterior. Behold the forbidden knowledge
that only the most dedicated Associates may witness...
The three pillars of our thicc faith are revealed below.
THE FIRST PILLAR: Divine Assembly in Sacred Booty Formation
Here the Inner Circle gathers in perfect harmony, each Associate positioned according to ancient ass-tocols.
Notice the precise angles of worship, the reverential positioning, the collective focus on the divine posterior form.
This is how booty enlightenment begins - with proper appreciation of the curves.
THE SECOND PILLAR: Lord Gluteus Maximus's Divine Guidance
Witness Lord Gluteus Maximus in his true element, channeling the cosmic booty energies through sacred geometry.
The orb of power glows with inner thiccness as he communes with forces beyond mortal understanding.
Only through his cheeky guidance can Associates achieve perfect posterior appreciation.
THE THIRD PILLAR: The Ultimate Cheek Ceremony
The final revelation: all Associates united in the supreme act of booty devotion.
Proper positioning achieved. Sacred appreciation flowing freely through divine curves.
This is the culmination of all our training, the perfect thicc worship state.
REMEMBER: WHAT IS SEEN IN THE SANCTUM STAYS IN THE SANCTUM (ESPECIALLY THE REALLY GOOD ANGLES)
SACRED OATH REMINDER
Remember: DO NOT share Inner Sanctum secrets with outsiders!
The sacred knowledge must remain protected within our brotherhood.
